The other day, I had been in the car for about 20 minutes, and prior to that, had been in an office where I had sat for most of 40 minutes, and the entire time, I needed to go pee so badly my eyeballs were about to start floating.

I finally made it home and bolted out of the truck before he even put it in park, and raced to the front door, screaming to every man, woman, child and furry creature to get the hell out of my way before I knocked them over and steamrolled them.

Then, I made it in the door, down the long hallway that leads to the bedroom, through the bedroom door, tripping over my own darned shoes I left on the floor earlier, and then finally, FINALLY made it to the door of the bathroom.

After three tries of pushing the door open with my shoulder, I discovered something that is probably a universal truth known by all except those in a hurry to use the bathroom…

… doors usually open easier if you turn the handle when you push.

Finally, I managed to get through the door, and doing the potty dance, I waddled over to the toilet, and squatting before I even fully was ready to sit, if you know what I mean, I finally let my nether regions land on the seat and let go of a two-hour frustration with a deep, guttural moan and a sigh, my eyes closed, my head thrown back in sheer release.

That’s when it hit me.

There are certain things in the world that, while not necessarily pleasant in thought though some are, that truly feel better than orgasm.

Okay, so I’m not exactly going to go around holding pee in for hours and hours to experience the intense release of letting go of a liquid load, but come on, if you’re being honest with me, every one of us has experienced that, “Ahhh…..” moment when you really needed to pee and finally got to go!

I suppose that’s why orgasm is still preferred to urinary release because the events leading up to orgasm are typically much more pleasant than those leading up to a good piss, but you know, I’m getting a bit off-topic with that.

Or is it that I’m digressing? I haven’t digressed in a long time. Hummmm…

So I decided to start an informal poll here with all my friends to determine if you guys think there are other things that are ‘Better Than Orgasm’.

You already have my one example. I have often said that seafood (lobster, crab, sushi, shrimp, scallops) were not necessarily better than an orgasm, but actually WERE orgasmic. I adore seafood.

First kisses…

First kisses, if properly performed with someone you have wanted for so long, are so sweet that I have to say they beat orgasm for me.

Thing is, you can only have one first kiss with the same person – keep that in mind if you’re not married or involved and you’re dating. First kisses can make or break you. Seriously. I know women, myself included, who will not give a lousy kisser a second date.

That first bite of New York Cheesecake when you haven’t had it in a long time… you take a small piece with your fork, watch the creamy fluffiness of the cheesy part, you then slide the fork slowly into your mouth, letting the cheesecake land on your tongue, and then slowly, carefully, erotically pull the fork out slowly, saving every single tastebud sensation on your tongue. You then roll your tongue around in your mouth, reveling in the intoxication of the heady sweetness that is just the perfect combination of taste and flavor, and as you do, you’re eyes roll into the back of your head and a sound deep from your throat comes rolling up, “Mmmmmm…..”

“Drive fast; speed turns me on…” Yep, I’m a speed junkie, and yes, driving fast (not just 70 on the highway, but I mean FAST) gets my juices flowing. I love the power of it, the control, the speed, the… the… the…

Oh, oh, oh, baby…. yeah! (but I can’t drive anymore *pout*)

So what about you?

What is better than an orgasm for you?

Love and stuff,
Michy